Father's Day Promotion
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What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
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Two men are robbing an alcohol store. One man holds up a bottle
and says 'is this whiskey?'
The other man replies "no more whiskey than wobbing a bank'
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A bear walks into a bar and says "give me a Rum and .................................................................. coke"
The barman says "why the big pause" (paws)
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head??
Cliff
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
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How does an astronaut cut his toenails? He doesn't, eclipse them!
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What's brown and sticky?....................................................................... a stick!
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A skeleton walks into a bar and say to the bartender "I'll have a beer and a mop"
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Why did the Hipster burn his lips?
He drank the coffee before it was cool
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn??
Wheres Pop corn!!
