Type your joke in the form or keep scrolling to check out what others have said! What do you call a man with no shins? Tony------------- Two men are robbing an alcohol store. One man holds up a bottleand says 'is this whiskey?' The other man replies "no more whiskey than wobbing a bank' ---------------- A bear walks into a bar and says "give me a Rum and .................................................................. coke"The barman says "why the big pause" (paws)---------------- What do you call a man with a seagull on his head??Cliff---------------- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef--------------- How does an astronaut cut his toenails? He doesn't, eclipse them!--------------- What's brown and sticky?....................................................................... a stick!---------------- A skeleton walks into a bar and say to the bartender "I'll have a beer and a mop"---------------- Why did the Hipster burn his lips?He drank the coffee before it was cool---------------- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?? Wheres Pop corn!!